Never Say No To A Rock Star by Berger Glenn

Author:Berger, Glenn
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Schaffner Press, Inc.
Published: 2016-11-27T05:00:00+00:00

Even now, I still cringe with regret over my missed dalliance. Was there any way to reconcile this blunder? You’d think the lesson here would be the old carpe diem bullshit. To a fault, for years, I rarely turned down such opportunities again, which got me into all kinds of other trouble. So maybe that wasn’t the moral.

Here’s another possible message. With opportunity, you’ve got to recognize it when it is there. You’ve got to take advantage of it when it makes itself apparent. But you’ve also got to be ready for it. Timing is a matter of luck.

You see, what would have happened if I had shtupped Bette Midler? I would have done a poor job of it, for sure. I still would have been just a boy-toy for the night, and my less-than-studly, nineteen-year-old performance would have sealed that deal. Having made love, I would have fallen in love, and if the bad sex wouldn’t have been bad enough, my uncontrollable pursuit afterwards would have led to even grosser humiliations. Phil would have had something to really be angry about, and who knows how that would have ended. Certainly, if we had consummated, that would have been the extent of the story. But not having done it makes a much better tale. Perhaps it was the best mistake I ever made.

That leaves me with one last regret. It’s just too bad we couldn’t have been friends. She was cool. Now, that makes me sad.

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